Thursday, April 8, 2010

Nonverbal Communication

School:
Mr. Bean is going into a math class. They are taking a test. He is trying to have a competition with the guy sitting next to him. The other person is doing fine on the test. Mr. Bean is struggling. He tries to cheat off his neighbor. He starts to cry because he doesn't know how to do the test. It turns out that he got the wrong rest, and should have taken the trig test all along.
Beach:
He heads to the beach. There is another man there too. He wants to change into his speedo but doesn't want the other man to see. He puts it on over his pants and then tries to take his pants off out from underneath the speedo. He finally gets changed. The other man gets up to walk off, when Mr. Bean notices that the other guy was blind. He could have changed without being secretive and the man never would have known it.
Church:
He goes to the church. He hits a car in the parking lot. He sneezes very loud, but can't find his hankerchief. So, he used the inside of his pocket. He goes to sleep and then wakes up screaming. He falls back asleep on the man next to him and eventually falls into the floor. He gets a peppermint out of his pocket to eat. When he is putting wrapper back into his pocket, his hand gets stuck. He jerks his hand out and hits the man sitting next to him. The church begins to sing. Mr. Bean doesn't know the words, so he just basically mumbles the whole time.



Street:
Mr. Bean is walking downt he street when he sees a man playing a saxaphone. He wants to donate money but doesn't have any. He begins to dance. An old woman walked by and donated money. He gave the money to the man playing the sax. He goes into a store that has a lot of perfume. All of the women start spraying it and he falls to the floor coughing. He goes to she shelves with the toothbrushes. He takes one out of the package to try it out. Then, he gets a new one to buy. He then goes to the towel isle. He wraps the towel around him to see how it looks on him. He puts it in his shopping basket too. Next, he goes to the cooking isle. He tests out a potato peeler on a potato he pulls out of his pocket. He wants that too. He puts a dead fish in a pan to test how well it works. Mr. Bean goes to the check out counter. He is paying with a credit card. The other man picks up the wrong credit card. So, Mr. Bean goes and gets the wallet out of the other mans pocket so he can switch the cards. His hand gets stuck in the man's back pocket. The guy goes into the bathroom. He finally sees Mr. Bean behind him.
Restuarant:
He wrote out a card for himself. The man comes to take his order and bring him wine. He tells the man he can't drink any wine because he is driving. He starts tapping his knife on the glasses to make a song. (happy birthday to you) The waiter brings out Mr. Bean's food. It is raw hanburger. He hates it. He hides his mean in a small container on the table, and also in the flower vase, and inside his roll. A man comes out with a violin and starts playing. He spits some of his food down the man's pants. They reseat him, and then bring out the same food he had before.
Theatre:
He practices how he will greet people. He tries to shine his shoes on the back of his pants so that he will look as nice as the man next to him. Then, he uses almost a whole container of breath spray. He pulls a piece of hair out of the girl standing next to him to use as dental floss. He keeps trying to look better than the nam standing next to him. The hair gets stuck in between his teeth. He wants a hankerchief to stick out of the top off his coat pockt, so he makes one out of paper. He unzips his pants to use the zipper as a fingernail file. When he tries to get his pants zipped, the zipper gets stuck. He bows to greet the queen and knocks her out.



Pool:
Mr. Bean decides to go down the little kid elephant slide. He gets in trouble by the life guard. He goes into the adult pull and climbs up the ladder to the high dive. He gets very scared. Two younger boys come up there too. He doesn't want them to think he is scared, so he crawls to the edge and tries to lower himself down backwards. The little boys come over and stomp oh his fingers. He falls into the pool. When that happened, he lost his swim trunks. A little girl picks them up out of the water with her snorkle. The lifeguard then blows the whistle for everyone to get out of the pool. He hides under water. Once everyone leaves, he climbs out of the pool, naked. The girls swim team come walking around the corner and sees him naked.
Parking Garage:
He doesn't have enough money to pay for how long he parked in the garage. He keeps trying to get the arm to raise so he can drive his car under it without having to pay. He puts a huge metal thing on the sensor so he arm will raise. As he is leaving, another car comes through. He has to back up and wait some more.
Park:
He goes and sits on a park bench by another man to eat lunch. He pulls out a huge loaf of bread and then cuts it into slices using scissors. Then, he takes a card and uses it to spread butter over his bread. He washed off some lettuce and then put it in his sock to dry it out. Next, he pulls a jar of dead fish out of his pocket. He put them on the sandwich as well. He uses his shoe to crush up pepper. He starts to drink milk from a baby bottle. He sneezes and drops the sandwich and tea he made. The other man just decides to shar his lunch.
Movie Theatre:
Mr. Bean is on a date. He keeps trying to scare her. He gets so scared during the movie that he tries to get his date to leave the theatre with him.

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